#but it worked

[xiaq]

When you don’t have scaffolding but you gotta get that stair wall edging painted.

[localcryptidsteg]

A quiet moment

Still not sure what theyre watching thoughhhh

[local-gun-witch]

Coach asked me to help out at my kid's practice.

Me: Your throws are rushed and sloppy. They're not even close to the person you're throwing to, and then they have to reach and correct or run and hurry back. Then their throws end up sloppy too. Slow is smooth. Smooth is fast.

Kid: You want me to slow down?

Me: Yes.

Kid: ...

Me: ... Just trust me!

[obscuravoid]

WIP

[lazarish]

[revyved]

did i knock alfira tf out to save her from myself... yes u.u

[ultimateaclrecovery]

Proud of myself for successfully reheating fries and a burger in the air fryer and giving myself a delicious lunch 😊

[bubblesxo]

i think i just accidentally gaslighted myself into doing my homework quickly by somehow convincing myself that 10 was the last hour of the day (instead of 12)

[liliansun]

sike. yk i love you mumma 🥺🫶

EEEEE HYUCK 🥹🥹🥹🥹

i love you too my child 🥹🫶

[musclem3m0ry]

One time this guy I went to rehab with in 2014 was still trying to hit me up almost ten years after our first and last interaction asking me to come visit him and other dumb shit and he was not taking the hint of me saying 'No thanks, I'm married' and 'I'm not interested in that actually' and I knew he was one of those people who reads into everything to make it about him so i posted We Will Not Be Lovers by the Waterboys on my Instagram story and after viewing it, as i knew he would, he unfollowed me on both Instagram and Snapchat

[vellichor01]

Rhys to Feyre UtM:

Tamlin, instead of helping her:

[vogelmeister]

when i was in the uk for a week i bought some skincare products from this place idk where but it was near kings cross. i got my eyeliner and my face cream and paid and the service woman (who mind you, had probably just insulted my skin to sell me the cream) starts asking if i want to join their loyalty rewards program. i politely declined and said i wasn't from the uk and would be leaving for amsterdam in a day and thanked them. this woman kept pushing it on me (she was actually a good salesperson based on how she wouldn't let this go and had just sold me face cream. clearly) and explained the benefits and i kept saying how it wouldn't have any benefits to me, a non british person who doesn't live in the uk and was leaving for amsterdam. wasn't until i looked at her and said "i'm going back home in a day," that she held up and let me go.

hate to say it but the key to having things solved by big company customer service is you just gotta stretch the truth with them. or straight up lie. actually. was on the phone for 3 hours because they sent something to the wrong address and spoke to 10 different departments trying to figure out if anyone could go fucking get it and they're like "uhhh but can you go get it" bitch I'm 8 hours away by car, I don't live in the house where you sent it.

took a moment to think, called back and was just like. Hi. My package was stolen off the porch!!! Saw the cunt steal it myself!! Anyway can you please send new things to this other address for free since that's your policy for stolen goods thank you~☆ ! and it was immediately solved.

[astronnova]

that one scrapped episode

[baby-girl-aaron-dessner]

Art by: Henry James Garrett

[monsieurenjlolras]

you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:

Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more

Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock

Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.

Have a little glass of wine

Take as long as you feel like for lunch

Deeply understand that work doesn't matter

Make sure your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️